My Father and I on a hill. We are discussing how surprised and delighted we are that a major family row hasn't erupted yet even though it's only just gone lunchtime.This time three years ago I'd reduced my sister to tears by getting drunk and pursuing a Radiohead vs. Toploader musical merit debate. My mother and I then had a fight about me fighting with my sister, and after that my father had a row with me about fighting with my mother. Then I had a cigarette and my mother ranted at me about not smoking etc etc.